I drove 16 hours to get fucked properly...

You want to see something?

Pull this down, put it on his face.

Bend, put your hair back.

Put the hair to the crack of her ass.

Long hair, unbelievably sexy.

Shane Blair from the great land of Colorado.

What do you want to tell me about yourself?

You're 19, all-natural, extremely pretty.

And I drove 16 hours to get here.

16 hours?

Yeah.

That's dedication.

I only stopped like three or four times.

Where did you stop to get? Red Bull?

Gas.

Gas, Red Bull and coffee?

Yeah, pretty much and donuts.

And donuts? I love donuts. Donuts are great.

Well Shane, you are absolutely adorable.

Mr. Zane, if you don't send Noel out there a birthday card for her, you're crazy.

Because it is Mark's birthday week and Mark is a beneficiary of...

My birthday week, I love it.

Birthday week for Mark and...

What a great birthday present.

It's the only thing I wanted.

Oh my goodness, all right.

Yeah, do you like Beats Bank?

I do.

She does.

I love it.

Oh, and there's that wet pussy.

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