Men objectively suck dick better than women

She's finally gone. I thought she'd never leave. You know how my girl likes to linger,

you know, but now it's just you and me. You know, part of me doesn't like keeping what we do a secret,

but there's another bigger part of me that really gets off on it. That we can just hang

out with my girl, roommates, and they have no idea what you and I get to when we're alone.

I have no idea how fucking horny you make me.